Friday, October 24, 2008

Indecent Proposal

Coming to you live from the Erno, Fugate, Lewis owners meeting where we had to ban this creepy f*ck:



Here is the following proposed rule change for this years game-

Flag football with exception of sacking the quarterback, or tackling a receiver after a reception. The only exception to the rule would be for a screen pass, where flags would be used. Lets recap shall we:

- Running play- Flags
- Screen pass reception- Flags
- All other receptions- Tackle
- Sacking the quarter back behind the line of scrimmage- Tackle
- Quarterback scrambles past line of scrimmage- Flags

A poll will be erected (hehehe) for you to vote on this proposal. If you have other ideas, please don't be a pussy and comment.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

PA.......THETIC


Clap incubators, what are we mormon? !

(uhhhhmmmm....)


What is this? October ?!

(oh wow...yeah, apparently so)




What's wrong with this picture?!

(What. The. F.)


See, moral of the story....if you don't start getting your S ready for Turkey Bowl, a tumbleweed is going to come on a weak side safety blitz and take your old ass out.
Stay tuned for details, and potential rule changes. Lewis had a mensa like idea that I loved at the time, but I also feel that I was drunk at the time, and thus unable to recall proposed rule change. I know it's not, "If we're going to play with flags, the flags have to be made of bacon." Although I feel like that would be a strong addition.