MVP

The first annual winner of the Lord Swinebifida trophy




Final score 13-11

3rd and final period

9-7 at second half

2nd halfaplalooza

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5-3 at the half

Quickest half in T-bowl history

Live Blog (Hogg)

Final Countdown

We're skewing between 10 and 11 players so we should be good. If anyone's plans change, respond to an email so we know not to wait for you.

I won't be "playing" per-say, so there is a chance of me throwing some live updates here tomorrow. So for those of you stuck at work, or some family function where your aunt is trying to make you taste her home made cranberry sauce (not a euphamism), make sure you check out the site. You'll either see this boring ass post, or you'll be greeted by a picture of Hogg in some hot pants*.


*bacon thong


Happy Turkey Day M'Fers

New Sponsor

Anthony found us a great new sponsor that some of you may already take advantage of in your everyday life.

http://baconlube.com/

I think this image speaks for itself.

MVP Trophy Sneak Peak

Status Update

Word is slowly trickling in on who can make it and who can't. Hoping for 5 on 5 at a minimum. We're going to need some feedback. This is what we have so far:

Play-ers:

1. Ty
2. Lewis
3. Chris
4. Anthony
5. Cashman
6. Runkle
7. Ira (babysitter dependent)
8. Pigott (possibly)
9. Pigott's bro in-law (possibly)
10. Hogg
11. Motz

Unknown Status:

1. Kurtis
2. Kent
3. Ben

Out:

1. Norm (vagisitus)
2. Me (too much humping in the hospital) Will be at game though.
3. Rose (Nascar withdrawal)
4. Willy (Retired/ Giving the kids a bath.)
5. Mike J. (I suppose people still work?)
6. Weaver (Balls deep at a golf course)
7. Chad (Ballsonhischinitus)
8. Simmons ("work"...wish more of you were homeless/ unemployed)

If I'm forgetting any regulars/ siblings/ friends, let me know or let them know. We're still not looking to bring in any out side ringers if at all possible.

Weather:

Let's just say you're not going to need your gortex thongs this year. Calling for a high of 59. 85% chance of Chris playing shirtless. (not sure if that entices anyone who can't make it to change their plans or not)

Lunch:

Same as always. 12 noon. Pizza Town on 114.

Game Time:
1 p.m. Fisher Field. Upper Allen. If you don't know, your ass better call somebody.

F you

You may ask yourself, am I getting some fluids for the big game? You better hope that's all I'm getting done. I hope you're fearful that I may be getting some HGH or an extra testical added (so I can extra sac up).

More news to follow.

Hogg's Favorite New Boy Band

Cover Art to their debut album: The Blue Ball Blues

Trouble Brewing

This is a special request entry. Don't make a habit of these. I'm not your monkey that you can yell "dance" at.

On to more pressing matters...

There is a growing concern that Moe's is transforming into something it should not be. Let's call it the "Bed Bath Beyonding" of Moes. A fancy clock here, a frilly painting there... next thing you know they're going to be pumping house music through out the bar, under neon lights, while serving smart cocktails. Aka, there's going to be dudes in tight pants hitting on you.

I'm not suggesting anything drastic. Maybe a letter to your local congressman expressing your god given right to go to a dark, dingy, wonderfully comfortable shit hole and knock back a fee brews.

Finally...to those currently at Moe's, your welcome. (and lucky my phone has a blog updating app)

Get fired up f'ers.