BREAKING NEWS

ESPN has acquired the following transcript that Motz left on Norm's answering machine.  It appears that Motz is not pleased to have lost the MVP trophy last year, or has simply lost his mind due to the Flyers early season suckage. 
 
Warning...Earmuff your children:

"Hey, wassup, you half cracker piece of raw feces.  I saw you on Twitter, you been training 10 weeks.  I want to defecate in your fancy mouth.  I'm going to slap your funny mouth.  I'm going to slap your real mother across the face with a slim jim (laughter).  Eff you, you act like a rookie.  I'll kill you."

Mike Ditka had this to say:

More to follow as this story continues to develop.

BASS! How Low Can You Go?

NOVEMBER 29

1 P.M.

FISHER FIELD