MVP Trophy Sneak Peak

Status Update

Word is slowly trickling in on who can make it and who can't. Hoping for 5 on 5 at a minimum. We're going to need some feedback. This is what we have so far:

Play-ers:

1. Ty
2. Lewis
3. Chris
4. Anthony
5. Cashman
6. Runkle
7. Ira (babysitter dependent)
8. Pigott (possibly)
9. Pigott's bro in-law (possibly)
10. Hogg
11. Motz

Unknown Status:

1. Kurtis
2. Kent
3. Ben

Out:

1. Norm (vagisitus)
2. Me (too much humping in the hospital) Will be at game though.
3. Rose (Nascar withdrawal)
4. Willy (Retired/ Giving the kids a bath.)
5. Mike J. (I suppose people still work?)
6. Weaver (Balls deep at a golf course)
7. Chad (Ballsonhischinitus)
8. Simmons ("work"...wish more of you were homeless/ unemployed)

If I'm forgetting any regulars/ siblings/ friends, let me know or let them know. We're still not looking to bring in any out side ringers if at all possible.

Weather:

Let's just say you're not going to need your gortex thongs this year. Calling for a high of 59. 85% chance of Chris playing shirtless. (not sure if that entices anyone who can't make it to change their plans or not)

Lunch:

Same as always. 12 noon. Pizza Town on 114.

Game Time:
1 p.m. Fisher Field. Upper Allen. If you don't know, your ass better call somebody.

F you

You may ask yourself, am I getting some fluids for the big game? You better hope that's all I'm getting done. I hope you're fearful that I may be getting some HGH or an extra testical added (so I can extra sac up).

More news to follow.

Hogg's Favorite New Boy Band

Cover Art to their debut album: The Blue Ball Blues

Trouble Brewing

This is a special request entry. Don't make a habit of these. I'm not your monkey that you can yell "dance" at.

On to more pressing matters...

There is a growing concern that Moe's is transforming into something it should not be. Let's call it the "Bed Bath Beyonding" of Moes. A fancy clock here, a frilly painting there... next thing you know they're going to be pumping house music through out the bar, under neon lights, while serving smart cocktails. Aka, there's going to be dudes in tight pants hitting on you.

I'm not suggesting anything drastic. Maybe a letter to your local congressman expressing your god given right to go to a dark, dingy, wonderfully comfortable shit hole and knock back a fee brews.

Finally...to those currently at Moe's, your welcome. (and lucky my phone has a blog updating app)

Get fired up f'ers.

Less Than One Month to Go!!!

As the greatest day of the year approaches, I thought I would use my free time to do a little research for some inspiration to get everyone in the mood. I found a few clips to share with everyone that I think will help.

Offensive Inspiration:

http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kShJAEODWMc&p=3D241D756FAA62DC&playnext=1&index=3

Defensive Inspiration:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IInU3PgwFVc

Coaching Inspiration:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPK3cDl7Ftw&feature=related


And if any of you want to consider going back to tackle this year, please understand I have been training for months and have a video preview of what would occur if we did so:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_ddO5ENtus

And a little video of the aftermath:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_138p6uzhUk&feature=related

Let's get some chatter going and know that I'll be working on securing cheerleaders next.

New Season, new ideas, new contributor

Well, like a baby in the womb for 47 weeks, this is long overdue. Lets ease into this:

• In an attempt to make the game more fun, there is talk of bringing the game back to an old school feel so that everyone pretty much knows everyone that is playing. No offense to friends and coworkers that have shown up in the past, but the consensus feeling was that it's no fun to get your ass handed to you by people you don't even know. (i.e. I have no chance to dominate when ringers show up...ringers that are in shape) Even if it's 6 on 6 I think everyone would like the oppurtunity to have fun, and have a chance to touch the ball. (insert your own joke) Let me know if I'm misreading the off season chatter, but this is the feeling that I got.

• Lets get an early count of who is playing and who isn't so we can pick teams ahead of time. So how about we get some commitments by Nov. 12. That's doable right? I'm not saying you can't show up if you didn't commit by that time, but it adds a new element of game planning and trash talking if we can establish the teams in advance.


• In an attempt to keep him from going insane, Lewis will be tossing some content up here in the very near future. Should be full of talk of the "U" and other things that will make you wanna barf, but at least you won't be looking at a 11 month outdated post.

Ideas for polls, content, and other features are always welcome.*

*for me to wipe my ass with.