Countdown to Armageddon-Light

I'm hearing  rumblings of some big guns not being able to make this years festivities.  No worries, less people to catch me as I run wild* through your secondaries and/or ovaries.

*hobble Gump-like (with leg braces)

Anyhow, here's what we're currently working with:

Confirmed
1. Lewis
2. Anthony
3. Norm
4. Mike E.
5. Runkle
6. Pigott
7. Cashman
8. Ira
9. Motz
10. Hogg

Out/ PUP/ Work/ Geographical Disadvantaged/ Vaginal Cramps/ Etc.
1. Archfield
2. Kent
3. Williamson
4. Mike J.
5. Chad
6. Rose

Doubtful
1. Chris E.
2. Ty

Unknowns
1. Weaver (I know...golfing)
2. Kurtis
3. Simmons

If I'm forgetting any past participants, let a brother know.  I'm not talking about my brothers, they don't know shit about this game. So...I guess, just let me know.

Weather
They are calling for a balmy 54 degrees w/ a 10% chance of participation.  Better bump that up to 100%, because if it's going to be 54 degrees out, I can guarantee my nut sweat will be raining down on you like super storm sandy. 

p.s. I promise you, it will burn if you get it in your eye.  Better wear your championship-locker-room ski goggles just in case.

Details Remain the Same

Friday, November 23rd


Pizza Town Upper Allen: 11:30 AM-12:30 PM

Kickoff: 1:00 PM @ Fisher Park   Moe's rest of the day.   

Parting Thoughts   Suck it.

Post Game Reach Arounds For All

Special Announcement for the Hogg...I can neither confirm nor deny that we will be recreating this scene:

Via Deadspin:

The noisefest that is the Thursday Night Football post-game show on NFL Network usually proceeds like an unfunny version of TNT's Inside The NBA: full of wackiness, but lacking the charm or anything memorable. You can usually rely on Michael Irvin to do something out of the ordinary, though, and he certainly brought it last night following the Bills' 19-14 win over Miami. After the panel put Buffalo's C.J. Spiller through the interview wringer, Irvin gave the running back a traditional dap, but followed it up with not one but three kisses to various parts of Spiller's head. In a world of sports pundit haters, it seems Irvin wants to be a lover.

If this doesn't get you fired up, I'm not sure what will.

I Second That Equation

Four score, minus four score and one year ago, you powder puffs caught an unbelievable break when my body decided to rid itself of an unnecessary organ.


I'm now healthy* and ready to inflict the pain that my appendix dolled out to me.

*relatively

I'm currently hunting for our new championship trophy. More updates when I return to civilization.

You're welcome Norm.

MVP

The first annual winner of the Lord Swinebifida trophy




Final score 13-11

3rd and final period

9-7 at second half

2nd halfaplalooza

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