Friday, November 21, 2008

1 Weak

It may appear to those with a strong understanding of the english language that I mispelled "Week" in the title, as there is one week left till the big game. Well, asshats I was making a punny, in the sense that it is motherloving weaksauce that we currently have a monster 4 or 4 game scheduled for next Friday. Is this the TURKEY BOWL or the annual Central Pennsylvania Hairdressers punt, pass, and kick competition????!!!!!


Ladies, we need to step it up, or should I just bring my croquet set...perhaps a little bocce ball? So yeah...if you can't figure out this Matrix-like technology, please just send an email if you or someone you know is playing. Also, someone make one of those traps where you prop a box up with a stick and put some bacon and Oakland A's paraphernalia under it...we need to hear from the Hogg.

MEN of HONOR:
  1. Lewis
  2. Anthony
  3. Rose
  4. Motz
  5. Norm
  6. Big E
  7. Ira
  8. Me

Cuckolded Men (those we haven't heard from):

  1. Hogg
  2. Ty
  3. Kurtis
  4. Mike J
  5. Dave K
  6. Ben
  7. Simmons
  8. Rose Siblings
  9. Wes

Cockblocked (those who will be MIA):

  1. Willy
  2. Chad
  3. Weaver (unless it's raining)

As always, anyone I'm forgetting, please get the word out. Feel free to invite a friend. I'd say no douchebags allowed, but we've been letting Norm play for years, so how can we really enforce that? (wink)

Extended Forecast:

PAIN

also:


OTHER WEEKEND ACTIVITIES: (EDITED FOR UPDATES)

  1. Tonight (Friday, Nov. 21)- Mechanicsburg H.S. Football Playoff Game- Contact Deluca for more info
  2. Tomorrow (Saturday, Nov. 22)- PSU vs. MSU freeze fest 08...temps in the 20's...windchill in the teens, my testicles hiding behind my liver.
  3. Post game (Friday, Nov.28)- Moe's, where the monster record tab of last year will try to be broken.
  4. Hockey? (Saturday, Nov. 29)- 2 p.m. Park n' Ride Mechanicsburg. (tentative)
  5. Rock Band- @ Rossello's - 24-7/ 365

Any other gatherings or parties, lets get them up here.

7 comments:

Dr. Dave said...

Well we got some more No's, as Matt and Andy both won't be in M'burg over Thanksgiving. So, that's probably a no for Wes as well. Nick will do his best to be there if he can get off of work. You schedule of festivities looks good, although I did notice a serious lacking of Rock Band. Open invite to my parents house for that, maybe Saturday night after hockey, which is only tentative if we can't walk (always a probability). I have been looking forward to returning to the asphalt though. Less than a week!

Anonymous said...

You shouldn't be worried about walking after hockey. What you should be worried about is surviving the turkey bowl! I'm sure you started praying early this year to be on my team. I hope your prayers are answered for your health and well being.

We all know who I am. Bitchz

Dr. Dave said...

If you could read, you would see that I was referencing having difficulty walking after football, so yes, the concern for my health is there, but not for fear of you, just from being out of shape. But even in my most out of shape, I'm not really concerned about you, since I know you can't hit me if you can't catch me.

Anonymous said...

The second you pull into Fisher Field's parking lot, you better keep at least one eye on me. You might not make it to the first snap.

Stats: 6'2", 235 lbs., and very very angry.

Mike said...

Tried to respond to Rose's initial post at Beaver stadium, unfortunately I couldn't get it to work. But on the flip side, nothing I would have posted would have been this funny.

Glad we finally have some trash talk.

Dr. T said...

Unfortunately I will be working in an emergency room near you. I will now go chop off my left.....

Team Seabass said...

SICK