Juking the Stats

I have an archive of Turkey Bowl related email on my work computer. The Township has warned us not to email or do anything on the computer that we wouldn't want on the front page of the Patriot News. I felt it would be a good time to go clean out the closet.

Some time between when the emails where first sent/ received and now, software has gone and deleted some of the emails for various reasons. Below are the stats:

REASON::= PROFANITY

• Me- 8
• Ira- 1
• Williamson- 3
• Chris- 1

REASON::= SEXUAL DISCRIMINATION

• Anthony- 2
• Williamson- 4
• Me- 1
• Chris- 1

REASON::= RACIAL DISCRIMINATION

• Me- 2 (not the Erno you'd expect to find here...perhaps I was responding to one of Chris's emails...hmmm...)

Although we lost a lot of creative gold, the system is not fool proof. Somehow this gem was left untouched:

This is DJ Slim once again at WPL40. As soon as The Big E left a new special guest just walked in. Rossellooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good to see you again Rossi, how r u doin?

"muff, buff, shuff, luff."

What was that? It seems that Rossi can't talk right now. He has something
in his mouth. For all you listeners out there, it looks a little
white or creamish in color. Looks like he has a little in his left eye too.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm no rocket scientist but I think I know what it
is........It appears he has a little Strock DNA on him. That's it, I'm getting
off the air.BEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.

end of broadcast

Oh and this one....guess "fag" is no longer a sexual discriminated word:

I personally have no idea what the hell you were saying in that e-mail. In my simple and conservative mind, I think you have now topped Rossello's gayness by using words like that. I can't speak for us all, that's just my opinion. FAG!!!!

No need to tell you which Shakespearean mind penned that magic.