I'm hearing rumblings of some big guns not being able to make this years festivities. No worries, less people to catch me as I run wild* through your secondaries and/or ovaries.
*hobble Gump-like (with leg braces)
Anyhow, here's what we're currently working with:
Confirmed
1. Lewis
2. Anthony
3. Norm
4. Mike E.
5. Runkle
6. Pigott
7. Cashman
8. Ira
9. Motz
10. Hogg
Out/ PUP/ Work/ Geographical Disadvantaged/ Vaginal Cramps/ Etc.
1. Archfield
2. Kent
3. Williamson
4. Mike J.
5. Chad
6. Rose
Doubtful
1. Chris E.
2. Ty
Unknowns
1. Weaver (I know...golfing)
2. Kurtis
3. Simmons
If I'm forgetting any past participants, let a brother know. I'm not talking about my brothers, they don't know shit about this game. So...I guess, just let me know.
Weather
They are calling for a balmy 54 degrees w/ a 10% chance of participation. Better bump that up to 100%, because if it's going to be 54 degrees out, I can guarantee my nut sweat will be raining down on you like super storm sandy.
p.s. I promise you, it will burn if you get it in your eye. Better wear your championship-locker-room ski goggles just in case.
Details Remain the Same
Friday, November 23rd
Pizza Town Upper Allen: 11:30 AM-12:30 PM
Kickoff: 1:00 PM @ Fisher Park Moe's rest of the day.
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