We're getting ridiculously close to the main event with little to no smack talk. It's a travesty. I'd mark it some where between the Holocaust and the Challenger Explosion. Those who want to leave comments, but don't have google or blogger accounts still can. Just click anonymous as the identity option. Leave your name in the comment field if you want us to know who you are. Anonymous smack talk (aka pussy talk) will not be tolerated. ***EDIT- This feature is now working!***
Please take a second and announce your intentions of playing or not playing so we have an idea of what we're looking at. If I have to go grab some hobo's (scabs) to fill the rosters I will. I know Willy and Chad are no go's. (sick) Anyone else?
CONTINUALLY EDITED- To Update those sacking up for another year of torture:
- Rose
- Norm
- Mike E.
- Lewis
- Chris
- Ira
- Michael Theodore
- Anthony
I can assume others are coming, but won't put their names down for fear of making an ass out of you all. I'm already an ass, so I don't worry about it. Those with contacts to Wes and some of the other guys that play send the emails or a link to the site. As always let me know about siblings, cousins, and any other surprise guests we may get. Thanks.
RULE CHANGE
It appears that the modified tackle/flag rule change will be adopted. I have 16 red and 16 yellow flagged belts. They are the kind that the entire belt comes off, not just the flag. To recap the rule:
To sack a QB behind the line of scrimmage, or down a receiver after a reception- Tackle
Running plays, or plays where a QB scramble past line of scrimmage- Flags.
THE TRADITIONS
Lunch at Pizza Town at noon? Any other ideas? Arrive at Fisher by 1 p.m. ready to go.
FINAL THOUGHTS
Start stretching that labia ladies. From what I understand, you don't want any tearing down there.
6 comments:
Lets just say I will be there as always, but a little more aggressive than usual due to both old emails being in negative reference to me. Someone will pay! There was a little Turkey Bowl discussion this past weekend as Anthony, Lewis, Norm, and Derek visited for Georgia vs. Auburn. Good times. I am ready, not in shape, but ready. See you guys soon.
Rosey
Cannot wait to hear more about the Georgia trip. You can tell us all about it while you're on the sidelines icing your vagina.
As for the emails...consider the source.
I hope you have more aggression! Any less and you might as well be playing in a skirt. I on the other hand have increased my body mass yet again this year. This means more pain for you all!! I also hope you guys realize I probably won't be going for your flag. I'm going to hit anyone with the ball or if you piss me off, I will hit you if your not carrying the ball. This is everyones warning. Once you step on that field, keep your head on a swivel.
- Big E
No Willy? Lewis must be disappointed that he won't have to keep up with him this year. Although, Steve, a steady diet of twizzlers and fudge grahams is still expected for the pregame puking festivities i hope. I see we have a list of 6 people so far who have said yes. Well you might as well make that 8. Who's the 8th you ask? Still me. This fat ass has put on some weight since last years TB appearance and some would argue i could be considered the size of two right now. No more tackling on running plays? Well at least we have photo's from when there was tackling on those plays...the ps section of the 11/22/2007 post shows what Kyle did to those caught trying to run.
To answer the question...count me in...I'll be there...roll of tp and all!
If you're counting yourself for two...then what's that make Chris? For that matter, what's that make me? 3 people? I'm practically an O-Line by myself.
Guess that makes sense, as I'll be making my "O" face the whole way up and down the field.
Haven't missed the Turkey Bowl yet, including one year that I left work, played the game, got a shower, and then went back to work. Barring a death in the family (my own), I will always be there.
Anthony
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